BigMouthDyke RSS Feed http://idyke.co.uk Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:51:26 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://idyke.co.uk/images/M_images/rss.png http://idyke.co.uk BigMouthDyke RSS Feed http://idyke.co.uk/Re-Inventing-the-Wheel.html Isn't it fucking hard? Yes it is. By this I mean (In case you are already lost down the winding road of crap writing) trying to get fit and lose weight. Some of you are already aware that I have great issues being a rather large figure of a bird and have, over the past few years having given up fags, grown in size. This has a massive effect on my mental well being as many of you who suffer from the 'I'm between a 14 and 32 dress size syndrome'. Mentally, feeling shite every day due to weight gain can change your whole out look on life. It took me many years to break the cycle of hopping on and off bathroom scales and just recently I have been MADE to start this all over again. I say made, I was told to, by the dietician at the hospital I have to attend. She thought it would be a good idea to keep a check on how much I was losing each month. But, as thought it had the reverse affect on someone with a very fucked up mind and a real issue with food. I gained weight, in fact, the scales have never been a very good friend of mine anyway, so they have been removed from the bathroom for some time and hidden in the sitting room. It’s like this. I have joined the gym to lose the weight gained after giving up fags. I enjoyed smoking, I really did. I hated the smell. But I miss it, I haven’t smoke for 4 years now, I could quite easily start again right now. I had will power to give those up, not sure how or why apart from convincing myself after a bad bout of flu that I never smoked anyway. And so it came to pass. A from that moment, I told myself I could eat what I liked ‘’cause I was so good at not ever being a smoker’ and the fat creeped on in every place you can think of. Already being a rather fine figure of a path bitch, I grew plenty more. In fact 6 stones more which created what I consider to be super obese grrl. Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:35:30 +0100 http://idyke.co.uk/Spying.html I stopped what I was doing today, because I had two alerts stroll into my email box alerting me to my name being searched for! Ok, so you know when you're all over the net? You join this and that just because you can and most days you even forgot what you joined up to. These days, I join a few things as I am getting ready to put my new range of Jewellery on line: PhatGrrl for some reason is getting a lot of attention lately and that's a good thing.... Or is it? So I was browsing a forum, as you do when you're trying to avoid work. I came across a post from another business person who was kicking off about her pictures being used on blogs without her permission. Fair point I thought, surely it's just common courtesy to let someone know you want to use their pics? Not so it seems... Anyway, this bird was obviously pissed off and someone jumped into the thread and suggested this bird tries Google Alerts. PING!!! Sun, 04 May 2008 05:30:17 +0100 http://idyke.co.uk/Beating-around-the-Bush.html One of the UK's leading gay charities will be supplying free lube and a safer sex leaflet to women in Manchester. The Lesbian and Gay Foundation (LGF) has also launched Beating About The Bush, a 32-page sex guide and lesbian and bisexual women's safer sex leaflet. LGF is a health-based community charity based in Manchester working to end homophobia and empower people. Beating Around The Bush aims to provide bisexual and lesbian women with the basic information on sex and sexual health including sexual difficulties, negotiating sex, what to do and how to do it, information on masturbation, sexual behaviour, safer sex and sex toys. LGF spokeswoman Annie Emery told PinkNews.co.uk: For many lesbian and bisexual women there is little or no information out there about the sex we have. We have had to learn as we go along with trial and error and that is the exact reason why the LGF has produced this resource. Read More (#) Or go straight to the action and download the booklet! (#) Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:00:00 +0100 http://idyke.co.uk/Big-Mouth-Dyke.html Big Mouth Who? Hmmm, so you should pretty much know that I am able to write whatever I want in this humble, or should I say tiny corner of idyke. Who am I? Like you give a toss - that sorts that one out then. And you, YES you! I can see you skimming down the page, are you looking for anything in particular Sir? Have you popped in for a nice new winter scarf for your wife, or a present for the mistress, maybe some advice for your teenage wannabe dyke child? Would it help if I stuck a few special words in here FUCK ME and there just in case you haven't quite decided what you're doing here? SEX If you don't know Mr man, these are the special words that some men people search for in conjunction with FUCK the word Lesbian. TITS But I'm sure that this isn't why you've stumbled on this site! CUNT So...Back to me and what the Barry am I doing here? I haven't a clue. I received a call (lie no.1) and was asked (lie no.2)to contribute to idyke. So I said 'Hey, if you need me, I'm there... Just call out my name..and you know wherever I am - I'll come...' lie no.3) I've always had dreams ( and finally...or is it ? lie no.4) of writing something really interesting and powerful. It hasn't happened so far so no surprise that I'm here then huh! So you could be wasting your time if you're looking for something hard hitting, creative, nay, GOOD. Unless you're that bloke who still skipping through this site looking for dirty pictures. PORN anything something to do with lesbians women. Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:12:49 +0100