Profanity. What the fuck is that I hear you ask.

  pro·fan·i·ty (prō-făn'ĭ-tē, prə-)
n., pl. -ties.

1. The condition or quality of being profane.
2.  
1. Abusive, vulgar, or irreverent language.
2. The use of such language.

I think it's a really sexy word. Let us look at it for a moment.

profanity


It has pro in it... which has a nice firm sound... An affirmation - this word is obviously in favour of something. It's a positive statement isn't it? Fan - it's also a fan of something - I wonder what that could be? i - ok so the 'i' could mean that it's a tad self absorbed or a bit egotistical possibly... but it would still do a shop for you if you were laid up in your boudoir and needed loo roll. Some words aren't meant for much more than to be slaves to the freaks amongst us.

Fan-i... Oooh I say. Fani. Now that can't be bad can it? I like a slice of fani somewhere in a word. It  does something to me. I could caress the the word fanny all night long in a bed made of feathers, sipping blue nun straight from a bottle and chomping on a large box of dairy milk.

TY - oh look at that. It's a word that ends with 'thank you'. You see, what a wonderful word this is. It's a bit like pussy, fanny, delicious, licking, lick, lust - go on shout them. Relish in the sound. I adore them. They give me a simply divine feeling that trickles off the back of my tongue and down into the depths of my....

Do they really? What nonsense is this?  I do like them, but the whole point of me liking the word profanity is because I love to swear - now maybe I can get to the point (if there is one) of this slutty piece of crap.

I have been told I swear too much. But I like hearing me swear. Bitch Fuck is my number 1 on my swearword chart this month. It is one of those words I made up over time to please myself and to keep my small brain busy - but it is also a word which many people, just like me, believe they created for their own purpose. A word which has somehow landed itself into other folks lingo [see there I go, that arrogance and why not?].

 
So let me make this clear. That word is mine! I claim it, just like I claim MY word Dykedom. Stupidly I used it when asked by a writer last year for a quote. They used in some dyke mag and now I've seen it all over the damn prick hard place and I hear myself calling the names of angels.... 'You fucking dirty cunt sucking mother arse holes. Use your own clit sucking words. Don't steal mine - and do I really care?  Of course I don't.  Once again it's just a reasont o fill pages and to cry out another damn fine fucking, itchy fool fuck of a moan.

But of course, I could be wrong. I hadn't heard of the cuntshitting word before that. But then who the crap knows how words get into the stinking rotten douche bag mouths of others? I don't.

I just wish I could package up the dirty bitch-hood and slit the wrists of all those who want to take a shit in my box. On the box I'd proudly write 'Get ya own you filthy labia licking turd of sperm dog from hell' and lock my box with a massive fuck off padlock with additonal warnings of 'keep your hands to yourself you fat cunting wanking dogite willy licking feline bitchman'. I wonder if they'd get where I'm coming from after that... Do I care? No.

Do I know what I'm talking about? Of course I bloody well don't. It's a fucking rant page cock suckers and if you got down this far ont his page then you're either very bored or you're procrastinating. The word below is another word I happen to want to shag until it's dead in the gutter with its stockings torn, begging for mercy and tasting one more lick of my whip and a hotdog covered in hot English mustard stuck up its bumhole.

Chin Chin bitches, I'm off to lick cunt.

rant (rănt)

v., rant·ed, rant·ing, rants.

v.intr.

To speak or write in a angry or violent manner; rave.

v.tr.

To utter or express with violence or extravagance: a dictator who ranted his vitriol onto a captive audience.

n.

1. Violent or extravagant speech or writing.
2. A speech or piece of writing that incites anger or violence: “The vast majority [of teenagers logged onto the Internet] did not encounter recipes for pipe bombs or deranged rants about white supremacy” (Daniel Okrent).
3. Chiefly British. Wild or uproarious merriment.